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• Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man

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• Word Problems: Health care and marginal cost of abortion

• The 3rd Annual ObscureBlog Oscar Pool Results

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• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies, Oscars 2010 edition - Part 4

• A minor Bloom Box correction

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• Cultural Cognition, or: take your facts and shove them

• A skeptical look at the Bloom Box (as seen on 60 Minutes)

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• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Margo (from 1/23/2010)

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• This kind of makes me want to read Ayn Rand

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies, Oscars 2010 edition - Part 3

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• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies, Oscars 2010 edition - Part 2

• AAAAAAA

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies, Oscars 2010 edition - Part 1

• The season's final football post

• Audi: the environmentally friendly car for people who hate the environment

• NFL Expert Picks: SUPERBOWL!!!

• Read: "The Undercover Economist" by Tim Harford

• Announcing the 3rd Annual ObscureBlog Oscar Pool!

• So Suzi and I watched the Grammys last night

• Tim Tebow to non-believers: enjoy your funerals, heathens

• Somebody Else's Business: Sony's Birthday

• CBS picks a side in the culture wars

• Why I'm rooting for the Saints in the Super Bowl

• The iPad...

• Watch: Archer

• NFL Expert Picks: Conference Championship Round

• Assessing the aughts, part 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

• Watch: This Old House

• Confidential to the sketchy dude in the men's room

• Word Problems: Why Suzi was right and I was wrong about who to pick in the suicide pool next week

• NFL Expert Picks: Divisional Playoff Round

• A brief thought on this season of Chuck (so far)

• If war is hell, just hit the reset button

• Jerry Jones and George Bush high-five: the reaction

• Need to vomit? Here's an ipecac, in video form

• Somebody Else's Business: Literally

• Grinds My Gears: The New Year's Resolutioners

• NFL Expert Picks: Wild Card Playoff Round

• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Prudence (1-7-2009)

• Happy New Year, in pictures

• Into the Ovens: Ginger Snap Ice Cream Sammies

• Results of the 2009 ObscureCraft NFL Picks League

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 17

• Assessing the Aughts, part 1: We watch alot of TV

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 16

• The ObscureCraft NFL Power Rankings - Week 15

• NFL Expert Picks: Christmas Day Pick

• Grinds My Gears: Why don't you just make it for me?

• ObscureCraft Presents: The Top 10 Albums of 2009

• ObscureCraft's War on X-Mas, part 4: Gifts gone wild!

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 15

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week 14

• ObscureCraft's War on X-Mas, part 3: Give (a little bit)

• Into the Ovens: Jim's Mom's Chicken Pot Pie

• ObscureCraft's War on X-Mas, part 2: Dress for Success

• ObscureCraft's War on X-Mas, part 1: The Media

• Happy... Hanukah?

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 14

• Into the Ovens: Keith's Cowboy Cornbread

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week 13

• Into the Food Processor: Cranberry Salsa

• SYTYCD Comments and Open Thread

• Into the Ovens: Pumpkin Empanadas

• Hiding the decline in comprehension and critical thinking skills

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 13

• Breaking News: Suddenlink employee revolution!

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week 12

• Thanksgiving 2009, in pictures

• The popularity of the Twilight, as explained by a 20-something guy who has not read the books and only saw the second movie

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 12 (continued)

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Ten

• NFL Expert Picks: Thanksgiving Edition

• Movie Night: Sukiyaki Western: Django

• Into the Crock Pot: Jim's Mom's Super Melty Mac & Cheese

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 11

• Answer the Lady Who Is An Asian Stereotype, gross vegetable edition

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Ten

• Word Problems: To punt or not to punt?

• "What's up, bro?"

• Is she hot, Nicholas Cage/John Travolta edition

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 10

• So you think you can blog about something that's not sports

• I don't know, internet: why IS there a dead Pakistani on your couch?

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Nine

• Getting smart about the smart grid, part six: OH FUCK ITS GOING TO EXPLODE

• The Great Corn Con, exposed?

• Awww SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 9

• Listen: "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z (feat. Alicia Keys)

• Derek Jeter celebrates this championship in his own special way

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Eight

• I bet this album has some great beats*

• 5 reasons the World Series is not over (now 2004 ALCS reference free!)

• You know who else didn't like instant replay? HITLER.

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 8

• 5 key matchups for World Series Game 2

• Krumptastic!

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Seven

• Watch: "30 for 30"

• 5 key matchups for the World Series

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 7

• Watch: "Community"

• Is she hot, political advocacy edition

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Six

• Grinds My Gears: What game were YOU watching, Peter King?

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 6

• Why We Have The Internet

• RPI in the news!

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Five

• Attention baseball stat nerds: Derek Jeter is awesome

• Grinds My Gears: Track THIS

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 5

• Today in disappointing technology names

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Four

• Into the Ovens: Alton Brown's Baked Beans, ala Elisa and Jim

• Jack In The Box does not care about black people

• According to Mad Men: Souvenir

• ObscureCraft Reviews: Them Crooked Vultures at Austin City Limits

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 4

• I'm disappointed there's no "BITCH I TOLD YOU SO" pajamas

• Not Siskel and not Ebert not At The Movies - Part 3

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Three

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert Not At The Movies, Fall 2009 edition - Part 2

• What would a Nike commercial look (and sound) like if it was produced by the guys who make "Lost"?

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert Not At The Movies, Fall 2009 edition - Part 1

• Into the Ovens: Cast Iron

• Somebody Else's Business: The Frustrated Former Other Woman

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 3

• Too Soon: Mackenzie Phillips

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week Two

• According to Mad Men: Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency

• The car for the Planet Green crowd

• NFL [maybe not so] Expert Picks: Week 2

• Dear "Interrupting Kanye" internet meme

• So You Want A Green Home?

• Horatio, on Patrick Swayze

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Week One

• These are for you, black Mercedes

• Volkswagen solves the green energy puzzle (oh, and the economy, and the need for foreign oil, and...)

• Was that NFL package worth it, Daytrader? Week 1

• Nine-Eleven (Please Be Awa)

• Burger King corners a niche market

• NFL Expert Picks: Week 1

• Into the Food Processor: Alton Brown's Cashew Butter

• The Obscure NFL Power Rankings - Preseason

• The crazies get one right

• Word Problems: Did Texas execute an innocent man?

• What's Cool in High School, vol. 1

• What is this ad trying to sell?

• So You Think You Can Be America's Next Top Rapist

• Getting smart about the smart grid, part five: a clarification on net metering

• Is she hot, lost and found edition

• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Prudence (08-27-2009)

• Enemies: The Economist

• Too Soon: Ted Kennedy

• Whatever Happened To Tim Donaghy?

• I'm too busy at work to post anything today, so instead watch this anthropomorphic female bear roll around in cotton batting

• Confidential to the violinist from Alpha Rev

• Really? Really Netflix, Really?

• Is she hot, all packed up and ready to go edition

• Does Caster have an Innie or an Outie?

• Plaxico gets two years, totally shafted

• "Who the fuck is that?"

• A treatise on the optimal length of a man's hair

• On the same day that Bob Novak dies...

• The ObscureCraft football pick 'em league

• Word Problems: Nissan couldn't Leaf well enough alone

• The following things are either as bad or worse than killing a bunch of dogs

• The last word on the Chevy Volt (for now)

• Tapping the zeitgeist, is she hot? college basketball edition

• Word Problems: How far can you drive on a gallon of electrons? part 3

• Word Problems: How far can you drive on a gallon of electrons? part 2

• Word Problems: How far can you drive on a gallon of electrons? part 1

• Where do I sign up?

• It's a good thing I have health insurance, because when I read this my head exploded

• Ikea's preferred method of birth control

• My question is, did he even know it was there?

• 5 reasons why Big Papi's steroid use matters

• America picks strawberry

• SYTYCRSYTYCD: The Finale's Finale

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? The Finale!!

• Getting smart about the smart grid, part four: building the reservoir

• What would Brian Boitano watch?

• Getting smart about the smart grid, part three: enabling demand response

• I Love the South

• SYTYCRSYTYCD Results Week 8: Send in the Clowns

• As promised, Brandon's solo performance from last night's episode of So You Think You Can Dance

• I CALLED IT!!

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? Week 8

• Getting smart about the smart grid, part two: the key to renewables

• Getting smart about the smart grid, part one: What is it?

• The summer that TV died

• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Prudence (7-23-2009)

• SYTYCRSYTYCD Results Week 7: Clip Show

• Correction: Robert Pattison is NOT the world's biggest douche

• Yesterday in news about tiny dogs

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? Week 7

• Akiyo, you have the worst luck in the world

• Yeah, but does it come with a happy ending?

• Professional dirt bike rider fails at riding a dirt bike

• I bought my townhouse from a con man

• SYTYCRSYTYCD Week 6: Vacation Edition

• YouTube Video Spotlight: Les Petit Boudins

• Craigslist scams its way back into my heart

• When did Brad Pitt and Josh Brolin have a baby?

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? Week 6

• Barack Obama is a pussy

• Do you want to see a picture of the woman Jon Gosselin is leaving his wife for?

• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Sugar

• Tapping the zeitgeist, is she hot? 2nd edition

• The attractiveness of Sahel Kazemi, explained by a flow chart

• Grinds My Gears: Nobody wants to drive around inside your retarded box, Nissan

• SYTYCRSYTYCD Week 5: Cat Deeley and the Order of the Phoenix

• Why Nobody Should Move to Texas, Schools Edition

• Why Jim Should Move To Texas, gay panic edition

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? Week 5

• The attractiveness of Anna Paquin, explained by a flow chart

• Teacher Needed: Perjury Experience a Plus (Lubbock)

• Tapping the zeitgeist, is she hot? edition

• The End Of Dreams

• SYTYCRSYTYCD Results Week 4 - Live Free or Results Hard

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? Week 4

• Why are you destroying journalism Jesse?

• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Prudence (06-11-2009)

• The Insanity of Partisan Politics, or: How Glenn Beck Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love The Bomb

• The end of The Dynasty?

• Grinds My Gears: "Only An Asshole Quotes Himself" - Jesse

• "if anything should have been aborted its you"

• An open letter to society, on the occasion of Michael Jackson's death

• Too Soon: Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson

• SYTYCRSYTYCD: Results Week 3

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? Week 3

• I CALLED IT!

• Governor Sanford does something exotic

• Oh hell yes

• Euphemism watch: What a kate!

• Raging Against A Long Gone Bandwagon

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• Robert Pattison, world's biggest douche?

• Why I was so tipsy last night, even though I only had one Bailey's and coffee, in haiku form

• SYTYCRSYTYCD: Results Week 2

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• Secret Gay Talk

• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? Week 2

• Today in incredibly obvious headlines, part 2

• Greatest Scrabble comeback ever?

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• Quickly, Ryan Kaczmarek! Other people are hiring unpaid interns! TO TEH INTERNETS!!

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• Grinds My Gears: Stick it down your ass?

• Tapping the zeitgeist, holy shit that's a real thing?! edition

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• SYTYCRSYTYCD: First Results Week

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• So you think you can recap an episode of So You Think You Can Dance?

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• List of the Obscure: The faces of Moneyball, in retrospect

• Enemies: Mobile Magazine

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• Movie Night: 61*

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• Tapping the zeitgeist, searching for irony edition

• Euphemism watch: Welcome to Front House!

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• Listen: The Roadside Graves

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• Into the Ovens: Maury's Home-Wrecking Chicken Tetrazzini

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• Remember that South Park episode...

• Like A 13-Year-Old At A Brothel

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• List of the Obscure: Awesome band names, straight out of my biology notes

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• Ethics: the study of telling people what they want to hear

• Grading Obama's ethics exam

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• Word Problems: Rich people math

• Celebrating 4/20 with a song

• What's Cool in Middle School, vol. 4

• Yes, you are at the right place (again)

• "It's not like he was a bad kid or a gang member."

• Suddenlink employee takes exception to being characterized as a redneck in the woods

• Watch: "Chuck"

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• Fun with study handouts!

• Teabagging for Fun and Profit

• The Duggars: Fulfilling their destiny?

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• Not Siskel and Not Ebert not At The Movies - "House" - Part 2

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• That's right bitches, Kenny Powers is BACK!

• What's Cool in Middle School, vol. 4

• Today in alternative transportation

• Bank nationalization, simplified

• Want to have an informed discussion about the economy?

• Failing to put on a happy face for the 2009 Yankees

• Watch: "Eastbound and Down"

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• There Is No Such Thing As Too Disturbing

• Why Jim Should Move to Texas: The Final Straw

• Word Problems: The trouble with Tesla?

• More fun with Peekaru

• April Fool's!

• Enemies: Rep. John Shimkus, R-Illinois

• Into The Ovens: Tres Leches!!

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• New Blog: Why The Fuck Isn't This A Word, Scrabble?

• This blog post is shovel-ready

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• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Prudence (03-26-2009)

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• Into The Ovens: Jalapeno PO-TAY-TO Salad

• ObscureTV: My New Ringtone

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• "dying of cancer and crap letters"

• Goodbye to Galactica

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• Into The Ovens: Curried Lentils and Vegetables

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• When is a bailout not a bailout?

• Some advice for my cat, in haiku form

• Tonight in wacky television promos

• Dr. Bracketology's Keys to the Tournament

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• Proving, once again, that "The Daily Show" is the most relevant news program on television today

• The Devil's Spambox

• All charges of liberal bias are true

• What's Cool in Middle School, vol. 3

• Kate Winslet follows her own good advice

• Learning things I forgot I knew: Statics

• Trying to lay back and enjoy America's Next Top Model

• Word Problems: Math class warfare

• Becoming disillusioned about any prospect of change? Priceless.

• The Most Depressing Graph Ever

• Some thoughts on zombies for your Friday morning

• Terrell Owens, New York Giant?

• Read: The Houston Press

• Enemies: George Will, columnist for the Washington Post

• Your squatchee is showing

• Somebody Else's Business, political spawn edition

• Jim realizes dream for re-animated zombie corpse of Steve McQueen!

• What's Cool in Middle School, vol. 2

• The Nannerpuss standings

• Steroid user signs $100M contract!

• Jerry Seinfeld is the George Bush of comedy

• Learning things I forgot I knew: Mathematics

• Look who's disagreeing with the Suze on the quality of 30 Rock today?

• ObscureTV: Revenge of Nannerpuss!

• The 2nd Annual ObscureBlog Oscar Pool Results

• Daytrader and Rose for the glory of Nannerpuss

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• ObscureTV: ALL GLORY TO THE NANNERPUSS

• Enemies: Erin Anthony, Fox Houston traffic reporter

• Tapping the zeitgeist, Albany in the news edition

• Operations and maintenance

• Maybe it stands for "Going off the rails"?

• Somebody Else's Business: Since You Asked... (2-17-2009)

• The Proclaimers should make a song about me and my bike

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• Grinds My Gears: 720 Hours and Counting

• ObscureTV: Jesse on Bud Selig

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• Enemies: Bud Selig

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• SCOOPED: Swamplot

• ObscureCraft around the 'net, December to Remember edition

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• Today in global warming denial

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• Is there somewhere I can place a bet on the headline for the New York Post tomorrow?

• I like this one better

• Whataburger will never forget

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• Michael Phelps Needs to Go To Jail

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• Do: Brew Your Own Tea

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• The world's most sympathetic adultress

• Jesse and the Suze, on Super Bowl ads

• 77.18%

• To the girl working checkout at Circuit City

• An open letter from my enemies at We Know Promo

• Enemies: We Know Promo

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• Give the people what they want!

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies - 2009 Oscars, Part 5

• Watch: Netflix Streaming

• My abusive relationship with the Wii Fit

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies - 2009 Oscars, Part 4

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies - 2009 Oscars, Part 3

• Who's disagreeing with The Suze on the quality of 30 Rock this time?

• Not Siskel and Not Ebert At The Movies - 2009 Oscars, Part 2

• National security policy, as explained by The Simpsons

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• And now a recipe for the recession

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• On the scientific method of government

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• Into the Slow Cooker: Jim's Mom's Pulled Pork, Texas style

• Into the Skillet: Jim's Mom's Crab Cakes

• Play: Crayon Physics

• Not Siskel and not Ebert not At The Movies, midseason 2009 edition - part 1

• Answer the Suze, eccentric Texas billionaire edition

• Obscure Poll: How Will You Celebrate Sanctity of Life Day?

• What should I cook for you next?

• Movie Night: Jason and the Argonauts

• To the guy in the pickup truck this morning

• I want this to be my next birthday cake

• Doodles

• Enemies: 365 of East Bay

• Who's disagreeing with The Suze on the quality of 30 Rock now?

• Why the Giants did not beat the Eagles last Sunday

• The Giants, Jinxed

• Why do video games have abysmal writing?

• Answer the Suze, domesticated hedgehog edition

• Why the Giants will beat the Eagles this Sunday

• In defense of carbon offsets

• Watch: "Damages"

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• Bathroom stall politics

• More Light Rail, Less Defense Spending

• Somebody Else's Business: Since You Asked...

• "Israel has gone mad!"

• Into the Ovens: Tiramisuzi!

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• Play: SimCity

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• List of the Obscure: Jinxing the Giants

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• Movie Night: Chungking Express

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• Thank god the NFL is not college football

• Euphemism watch: Lauren is gone!

• Grinds My Gears: Pretty much everything about football

• Word Problems: Did Drew Carey REALLY ruin my childhood?

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• ObscureCraft for the holidays, part 4: the finale!

• Into The Ovens: Selma's shrimp recipe

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• ObscureCraft for the holidays, part 3: Give it away now

• Into The Ovens: Sandra's Freaky Fricasse

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• Answer the Suze, unnecessary hand signal edition

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• Somebody Else's Business: Dear Prudence (12-04-2008)

• Watch: The Librarian

• Imagine the headlines if the bullet hit his foot instead of his thigh?

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• Answer the Suze, unintended consequence edition

• Taking it to the next level

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• Read: "Blood Meridian" by Cormac McCarthy

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