According to Mad Men, little girls love the Beatles.
According to Mad Men, Mickey Mouse and balloons make quite the reception.
According to Mad Men, it's best to avoid talk of bombs and defense contracts in advertising.
According to Mad Men, chocolate bunny is a term of affection.
According to Mad Men, abortions in Morristown run for about $400.
According to Mad Men, you're never too young for your first abortion.
According to Mad Men, Southampton is preferable to Easthampton.
According to Mad Men, it is not hard to hold one's hand whilst jerking them off.