According to Mad Men, it is impossible to smell corn in New York City.
According to Mad Men, babies named Gene can be male or female.
According to Mad Men, women love a man in uniform.
According to Mad Men, alcoholics on the road to recovery shun liquor in favor of beer and cigarettes.
According to Mad Men, most men prefer Oscar to Felix.
According to Mad Men, only winos may say "I need a drink."
According to Mad Men, hate is a strong word, best reserved for use toward Nazis.
According to Mad Men, the sign of a successful date is a blowjob in the back of a cab on the way home.
According to Mad Men, angry women who do not cook will often tell their man to go shit in the ocean.
According to Mad Men, three ingredients are required for a cocktail; vodka & Mountain Dew is an emergency.
According to Mad Men, poontang is powerful.
According to Mad Men, potato salad deserves a dedicated bowl.
According to Mad Men, Betty Draper has terrible luck at entertaining.
According to Mad Men, two-year olds are happy with lopsided birthday cake.
According to Mad Men, Aesop's prose is economical.
According to Mad Men, in lieu of a blowjob, making out in the back of the cab will work.
