According to Mad Men, bowling is a sport.
According to Mad Men, jockeys are more likely to smoke than horses.
According to Mad Men, for the amount of money you spend on a sailboat, you should get a motor.
According to Mad Men, Puerto Rican girls buy brassieres -- even though they don't need them.
According to Mad Men, boys are worth $1000; girls $500.
According to Mad Men, old, married women are seldom desirable.
According to Mad Men, Freddy Rumson loves Wise potato chips.
According to Mad Men, CBS is run by gonifs.
According to Mad Men, it's enjoyable to sit in the lobby, feet in socks propped up on a coffee table, eating an apple.
According to Mad Men, boyfriends merely rent vaginas.
According to Mad Men, old women are unaware that female doctors exist.
According to Mad Men, the man in 3C wants his pears.
