According to Mad Men, Don Draper's elderly secretary is good at crosswords, has awesome glasses, and incompetent when it comes to the phone.
According to Mad Men, hypochondriacs love cough drops.
According to Mad Men, Honda motorcycles are cute.
According to Mad Men, Roger Sterling hates Japs.
According to Mad Men, stethoscopes are cool.
According to Mad Men, little girls who cut their own hair look like Mongoloids.
According to Mad Men, catching shrimp in a shirt pocket is impressive.
According to Mad Men, eating at a hibachi makes your hair smell like fried chicken.
According to Mad Men, chrysanthemums symbolize death.
According to Mad Men, Japanese businessmen are confused Joan's ability to stand without falling over.
According to Mad Men, Japanese businessmen love steak.
According to Mad Men, Japanese people love surprises.
According to Mad Men, Japanese people love suicide.
According to Mad Men, there's no place like a slumber party for some masturbatory experimentation.
According to Mad Men, the biggest size of a disaster is Margaret Dumont sized.
According to Mad Men, fast girls masturbate.
According to Mad Men, corporate espionage is awesome.
According to Mad Men, sake boxes are as difficult to open as coconuts.
According to Mad Men, everybody loves talking to interested strangers.
According to Mad Men, children have no concept of time.
