Here is how I am responsible for the outbreak of tornadoes, including the multi-vortex monstrosity seen in the video above. I watched Twister* this weekend.

More specifically, I watched Twister while Suzi was in the room. MORE more specifically, the scene where Bill Pullman's pickup truck gets trapped inside a multi-vortex tornado. Incredulous, the Suze asked: "That's not a real thing, right? That doesn't actually happen?"

If you spend time around the Suze, you'll start to realize something strange. The universe has a way of answering her questions. At first, I thought it was just a coincidence. She asks alot of questions, after all, some of them were bound to be magically answered by the universe**. But at this point, I have accepted that this is a thing that happens. This is her super power. She asks a question, and the universe answers her.

So, sorry, Oklahoma. I watched Twister, Suzi saw the multi-vortex tornado, and asked the question. The rest was just a matter of time.

*By the way, one of the secretly greatest casts ever assembled: Helen Hunt, Bill Pullman, Cary Elwes, Philip Seymour-Hoffman (!!), Alan Ruck (Cameron from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"), the second guy from the "BOY! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!" commercial, and Daniel motherfucking Faraday.

**If you are wondering why there hasn't been an Answer the Suze in awhile, this is why. The universe answers her questions before I even get a chance to. Now that I bring it up, it almost seems like the universe is doing that on purpose, so I don't get a chance to answer them. Maybe the universe doesn't like my blog. Fuck.