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1. There is no way that my work emails will ever read less than having 50 new messages unless I go through and delete each one of them that I have ever gotten. Even though I've read them on another computer, the iPhone cannot figure that out and instead there will forever be a little red "50" hovering over my email icon unless I read each one.
2. And even if I go through and delete those 50, it will go back and download 50 older ones, and THOSE will be marked as unread. So I would have to go back and delete the thousands of emails I have gotten from work, one at a time, because there is ALSO no "delete all" button.
3. I never realized how annoying it would be to have a device that couldn't run multiple apps until I wanted to use my phone to listen to the Yankee game last night over the (super awesome) MLB app while also cooking dinner from a recipe I downloaded from my Epicurious app. I had to write down the recipe, with pen and paper, LIKE SOME KIND OF GODDAMN CAVEMAN THAT DOESN'T OWN AN IPHONE, so that I could listen to the dulcet tones of John Sterling. Because who could listen to John Miller and Joe Morgan for more than 3 seconds, right?
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