Maybe this isn't technically a complaint about the iPhone, but rather a complaint about the iPhone Scrabble app, but its only a technicality, because an iPhone without Scrabble is like Lindsey Lohan without boobs*. Nobody wants anything to do with either.
Imagine what it would be like to play chess with Gary Kasparov standing over your shoulder. After every move he'd be scoffing and pointing out what you should have done and drinking vodka, and saying how you're stupidity has doomed us all to defeat at the hands of future armies of robotic chess pieces. It'd get old faster than...
well...
Point is, games that were fun suddenly become not fun when every action you take is judged. So what possessed Scrabble to include the goddamn Tile of Judgment on their game is beyond me. Sure, once in awhile you'll get a nice smile from the Tile of Judgment, but more often then not he stares at you impassively, judging you, wondering what kind of moron doesn't realize the apparently useless jumble of letters in front of him actually spells "boehmite". A STUPID MORON, THAT'S WHAT KIND.
Fuck you, Scrabble Tile of Judgment. Fuck your little face.
*Seriously, this is a goddamn national tragedy. They used to be so full of promise. Now they just hang there sad and defeated.
