Why I'm rooting for the Saints in the Super Bowl
jesse
@ January 28, 2010


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Its not because of Katrina. Its not because the city is close to Houston. Its nothing you would guess. No, its because of this:



Did you notice who finished first? No, I'm not talking about Mannings vs. Trumps. I'm talking about Eli vs. Peyton. PEYTON finishes first. Of course he did. He's the older brother, he's the league MVP, he's the future Hall of Famer. You think he was going to let his little brother beat him in anything, including a fictional Oreo cooking eating contest?

How many hours of negotiations went into deciding who would finish first, Peyton? Or was it none? The thought of letting Eli win the race didn't even cross your selfish mind, did it Peyton? YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT ALL, DON'T YOU.

Well this ain't no cookie eating race, Peyton. This is for real. And I'm rooting for the Saints. After this game, you'll be drinking your milk through a straw*!

*Because you'll be sad because you lost the Super Bowl, and straws make you feel better.

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