Here are the rules for the "This Old House" drinking game*.

Take a sip whenever:

1) A contractor says "Kevin".
2) The homeowners are pressed into manual labor.
3) Kevin does actual work.
4) Somebody has a horrible Boston accent.
5) Tom uses a ridiculous power tool (e.g. a portable power slot cutter)
6) Tom looks down over his glasses while pushing a piece of wood through a saw.

Drink half whenever:

1) Some household doodad or other is declared as "energy efficient."
2) The show kills time by taking you somewhere off-site.
3) You see somebody under the age of 40.
4) A contractor has an awesome mustache.

Finish your drink whenever:

1) You see a black person.
2) You see an Asian person.

*If you actually start watching This Old House, you'll look back on this game and say, "Wow, this is hilarious!" You will! Srs.