jesse
@ January 29, 2010


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Two legal cases. Two Super Bowl ads. One fucked up decision by CBS.

Case #1:

A Kansas jury, in an almost unbelievable display of intelligence and comprehension, has convicted Scott Roeder of murder in the killing of Dr. George Tiller. Dr. Tiller was one of only a handful of doctors in the US who performed late-term abortions. Roeder (who it feels like somewhat of an understatement at this point to call an anti-abortion activist) walked up behind Dr. Tiller in the foyer of his church before Sunday services, and shot him point blank in the back of the head.

(Quick sidebar: There exists a provision in Kansas law by which someone may be found guilty of voluntary manslaughter instead of murder if the killer has an "unreasonable but honest belief that circumstances existed that justified deadly force". Roeder's lawyers unsuccessfully attempted to use this provision to get the severity of his sentence downgraded. Isn't this an incredibly persuasive argument? Here's what I mean: if you truly believe that a fetus is equal to a baby as Roeder clearly does, then in his eyes, Dr. Tiller was murdering babies every day. If somebody actually was murdering babies every day, would those circumstances not justify deadly force? All this is not to mean that Roeder should have been acquitted of murder, but rather that Kansas is, collectively, fucking retarded for having such a law in the first place.)

Ad #1:

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow will star in an anti-abortion ad with his mother. While pregnant, Tebow's mom considered having an abortion before, I dunno, probably praying or some shit. 


Status: Accepted by CBS

Case #2:

The Federal Appeals Court is currently deliberating a constitutional challenge to Prop 8, the controversial California law that banned same sex marriage in that state. Arguing for the pro-gay marriage side are David Boies and Theodore Olsen, the two lawyers who argued on opposite sides before the Supreme Court of the Bush v. Gore gas. Arguing for the anti-gay marriage side are, I presume, a bunch of horrible bigots who should just kill themselves.

Ad #2:
  


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[Standard Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the bar (well except when I lived in a dry county in Texas and you had to be a member of the "private club" to drink, but that's different kind of bar)]

The answer to your sidebar questions is no. Unless Roeder thought Tiller was in the act of performing an abortion right there in the foyer of his church AND Roeder thought abortion was murder. That's why the Judge ultimately instructed the jury not to consider voluntary manslaughter as an option.

To be fair, i've been making out with men for about 10 years now, and i still get a little grossed out when i see it. Though i suppose babies are still grosser.

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