| 6 (6) |
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5-2 |
With the recent collapse of the Ravens, the Steelers once again find themselves in position to take the AFC North. |
| 7 (3) |
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6-1 |
Much like the Saints exposed how to beat the Giants, the Ravens exposed how to beat the Broncos: play the short pass and wait for Kyle Orton to beat you deep. |
| 8 (11) |
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5-2 |
Huge game against the Eagles for the NFC East lead Sunday night. I'll be rooting for the terrorists. |
| 9 (10) |
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5-3 |
Last week: "Owen Daniels is arguably the best tight end in the league right now." Daniels is likely done for the season with an injury. On the bright side, the Texans are 2 games over .500 for the first time. Ever. |
| 10 (13) |
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5-2 |
The Eagles scored 14 points in the final 2 minutes of the game on Sunday against the Giants. |
| 11 (15) |
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4-3 |
The Ravens defense decided to show up against Denver. |
| 12 (18) |
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4-3 |
Growl. |
| 13 (12) |
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4-3 |
Alot of Atlanta fans missed the end of the game Monday night after throwing their remotes through the television when that bogus holding call kept the Saint's final drive alive to seal the game. |
| 14 (16) |
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4-3 |
The Chargers are 4-0 against teams with losing records at 0-3 against teams with winning records. |
| 15 (20) |
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3-4 |
The Dolphins are 3-0 in the AFC East, and 0-4 elsewhere. |
| 16 (14) |
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3-4 |
The Curse of Crabtree continues. |
| 17 (8) |
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4-3 |
Last week: "Fucking Cardinals. Watch them get blown out next week. I didn't even look up who they are playing." Sometimes this game is too predictable. |
| 18 (9) |
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5-3 |
BLURGHGHGHGHG |
| 19 (17) |
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4-3 |
After the Vikings scored their first touchdown Sunday, there was an audible sound as every sphincter in the stadium tightened at once. |
| 20 (19) |
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4-4 |
The first time I did these rankings I didn't even have the Jets on the list. And you know what? That felt right. |
| 21 (25) |
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3-4 |
Panthers coaches finally figured out that they have a great running game and a horrible quarterback (44 rushes against only 15 passes in their win over the Cardinals). |
| 22 (21) |
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3-4 |
With apologies to Arizona and Houston fans, this is the most schizophrenic team in the league. |
| 23 (22) |
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2-5 |
What's the sound a Seahawk makes as its dying? I'm guess it sounds kind of like "Hasselbeck." |
| 24 (24) |
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3-5 |
One day soon we'll be saying, "Remember when the Toronto Bills used to play in Buffalo?" |
| 25 (26) |
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2-6 |
Not a good year to be a pirate themed football team. |
| 26 (28) |
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1-6 |
Not a good year to be an American Indian themed football team. |
| 27 (32) |
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1-6 |
Vince Young came out of his hole and won the game, which means 6 more weeks of winter. |
| 28 (31) |
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0-7 |
Last week: "I am thisclose to picking the Lions in my suicide pool next week against the Rams." I dodged that bullet when Daytrader informed me Sunday morning that Calvin Johnson was out for the Lions. Phew. |
| 29 (27) |
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1-6 |
Does it bother anybody else that the Browns helmet appears to be orange? |
| 30 (23) |
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1-6 |
I BELIEVED IN YOU, DETROIT. *sniffle* I believed in you. |
| 31 (29) |
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2-5 |
On the bright side, the new rule forbidding fans from bringing signs to Redskins games that criticize the team means that the Redskins still have fans! |
| 32 (32) |
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0-7 |
Ahoy. |
