This was on failblog this morning.
And it got me thinking: what else might the internet be wondering?

Not too well, internet. Not too well.
More answers after the jump.

Do you think those might be related problems?

I know, right? I'd especially like one of those loud, black ones so I can make him sit with me at lunch while I twist my nipples.

I smell a sequel to "The Hangover"!

Well, anybody
can... from what I understand they are actually quite fragile...