Welcome aboard my spaceship. I want you to make yourselves at home. Just relax, I'm not actually going to hit you with this guitar. I don't know where
you'd get a crazy idea like that. Oh, right, that. See, that's why I keep the guitar in my human hand. My robot hand can get a little out of control. Look what its doing now! It's spraying some futuristic graffiti that appears to be made out of a T-1000 all over enormous porthole of my spaceship. Although I do like that the graffiti actually says "Graffiti." Its very meta, don't you think?
Boy, it sure is bright out here in space. Did you remember your sunglasses? I remembered mine. I always keep them next to my black Lycra bodysuit and leather boots. Although I can't remember where I put the laces for my boots. My morning routine still needs some work. Anyway, enjoy your stay here, small cartoon band of monsters.

*get it? cause of how he beat Rihanna. Jokes.