Welcome to Week 7 of the NFL. The season is almost over! I think I just shed a tear. Okay, that tear might be because of the Giants' performance over the last two weeks.

The Saints retain their top spot, but the Colts and Saints are really 1 and 1a. How good are the Colts? The undefeated talk has already begun. In fact, I think I'm beginning it.

At the bottom, a pair of 0-7 teams are fighting for the bottom spot. But who is really the worst team in the league? I smell a bold prediction!

Rank (LW)	Team	Record	Comments
1 (1)		6-0	The Saints showed resilience in coming back against the Dolphins, but they also showed their vulnerabilities.
2 (2)		6-0	The Colts, on the other hand, haven't shown a single crack the armor. They'll be 8-0 when they meet the Patriots on Sunday Night Football. If they get through that game, it might be time to start talking about 16-0.
3 (4)		6-0	Will the Broncos be able to keep their streak going when they visit a suddenly desperate Ravens team next week?
4 (5)		5-2	Insert joke about Patriots invading England here.
5 (8)		5-2	The Bengals shook off last week's loss in a big way against the Bears.

6 (9)		5-2	The Steelers look like they might finally be shaking off their Super Bowl hangover.
7 (3)		6-1	It was in the 50s on Sunday, and Old Man Favre was already showing the effects of the cold. That is not a good sign for the Vikings.
8 (10)		4-2	Fucking Cardinals. Watch them get blown out next week. I didn't even look up who they are playing.
9 (7)		5-2	The talk of the first 5 games was how well the Giants receivers were playing in the absense of Plaxico Burress. The last two games have seen this young group take a major step back. On my scrotum.
10 (15)		4-3	Owen Daniels is arguably the best tight end in the league right now.
11 (19)		4-2	They still need to beat a good team on the road before I give them anything resembling a real chance at contending this year.
12 (6)		4-2	I'm confused?
13 (17)		4-2	BOO PHILLIES GO YANKEES
14 (11)		3-3	San Fransisco is 0-2 since signing Michael Crabtree after a surprising 3-1 start. And he hasn't even played in a game yet!
15 (13)		3-3	Quoth the Ravens, "What the fuck happened the last three games?"
16 (16)		3-3	The Bolts look to have shaken off their early season slump. But with Denver out to a 3 game lead in the division, is it too late?
17 (18)		4-2	Forget all the noise about Brett Favre's homecoming: next week is a must win for the Packers if they want to win the NFC North.
18 (12)		3-3	From Week 5's power rankings: "With games coming up at Atlanta and at Cincinatti, they could easily be back down to .500 in two weeks."
19 (20)		4-3	Whatever.
20 (14)		2-4	Miami played another great game against a top team. Don't count them out just yet.
21 (21)		3-3	Rawr!
22 (22)		2-4	Squawk!
23 (23)		1-5	Rawr.
24 (27)		3-4	Is Trent Green's career done? He's had two concussions and he's only 23.
25 (24)		2-4	The Panthers still have the same great running game as last year. Their reason for a poor start is entirely due to Jake Delhomme.
26 (25)		2-5	So what quarterback will the Raiders be drafting next year? JaMarcus Russell has the 34th worst QB rating in the league. 34th! THERE ARE ONLY 32 TEAMS!! (this is not a joke, this is actually true)
27 (26)		1-6	The only QB with a rating worse than JaMarcus? Derek Anderson.
28 (28)		1-6	Do you think Kansas City fans are insulted by the insinuation that there are 4 teams in the league worse than them?
29 (29)		2-5	BOLD PREDICTION ALERT: Washington will lose the rest of their games this season to finish 2-14 (bold prediction record: 1-1, 1 pending)
30 (32)		0-6	Having a bye week was the best thing that could happen to this team. Now if only they could have ten more of them.
31 (30)		0-7	I am thisclose to picking the Lions in my suicide pool next week against the Rams. That's how bad they are. I would think about picking a team on a 1-20 streak to win in a SUICIDE POOL against them.
32 (31)		0-7	In their defense, losing a home game to "host" the Patriots in London is stupid.