My alma mater, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, showed up on the local news today here in Houston. Exciting! If a small college from upstate New York is showing up on the local evening news all the day down here in Houston, Texas, well then gosh, there must have been something exciting! Did one of the researchers there have a technological breakthrough that will change mankind? Did somebody walk onto campus and shoot a bunch of students? Well, wonder no longer: watch the revealing news report below.