What I'm supposed to take away from this video: a robust public health care option will force greedy health insurance companies to eliminate waste, corruption, and sloth, and compete in a way that will improve health care for everyone, including those who opt to keep their existing insurance.

What I actually took away from this video: Heather Graham looks awful. What the hell happened? Remember Boogie Nights? Remember The Spy Who Shagged Me? Remember that scene in the Lenny Kravitz "American Woman" video when she grabbed her boobs and 17-year-old Jesse needed to change himself (skip to 3:35 in the video)? I remember.

Time, you are a horrible she-beast. You and Heather Graham.