According to Mad Men, some people are bothered by mosquitoes, others are not.
According to Mad Men, New York in August involves fat girls with unshorn armpits putting their feet in fountains.
According to Mad Men, Rome is better than Dallas. Especially for JFK.
According to Mad Men, blaming children for your mistakes is a fantastic idea.
According to Mad Men, Newburgh is disgusting.
According to Mad Men, Italian men are quick to light a lady's cigarette.
According to Mad Men, "Jap us" is an acceptable way to say "sneak attack."
According to Mad Men, fucking with the minds of European playboys is fun.
According to Mad Men, it's best to rape foreign nannies from other apartment buildings, not your own.
According to Mad Men, girls do not kiss boys; boys kiss girls.
