[Mackenzie Phillips, daughter of "The Mamas and the Papas" singer John Phillips, revealed on Oprah yesterday that she had a 10-year consensual sexual relationship with her father. I know, you are laughing already. "Too Soon!" is, as always, written in conjunction with OC contributor Jim.]

What is Mackenzie Phillip's favorite movie?
Chinatown.

What was John Phillip's favorite band?
The Cherry Popping Daddies.

What lullaby did John Phillips used to sing to Mackenzie Phillips at night?
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails

John Phillips decided to name his daughter Mackenzie because he had always wanted to have sex with someone named Mackenzie.

How did John Phillips discipline his daughter when she misbehaved?
With anal.

More bad news for Mackenzie Phillips today. She's just found out that she's been adopted by Woody Allen.