| 6 (8) |
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3-0 |
If you didn't see the play that ended the game this week, go watch it. That is why Brett Favre can't retire. It's also why he shouldn't. |
| 7 (9) |
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2-1 |
They fended off Atlanta at home last weekend. As a reward, they get to host the Ravens this weekend. |
| 8 (10) |
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2-1 |
San Diego gets a big challenge this weekend, on the road against an already desperate Steelers team. |
| 9 (11) |
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2-1 |
Okay, let's all calm down about the great game by Kevin "the Salad" Kolb this past weekend. It was against the Chiefs. |
| 10 (14) |
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2-1 |
Jay Cutler and my sleeper pick have bounced back nicely after that opening week debacle. |
| 11 (18) |
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2-1 |
Last week, the win in Green Bay looked like it might have been a fluke against an overrated team. This week the Bengals proved they are for real. |
| 12 (19) |
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2-1 |
What? WHAAT?? I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE DEAFENING ROAR OF HYPE ABOUT BRETT FAVRE PLAYING HIS OLD TEAM THIS WEEK |
| 13 (15) |
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3-0 |
This comment will likely remain unchanged until they lose a game: this is as low as I could justify putting a team that hasn't lost a game yet. |
| 14 (13) |
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2-1 |
Nothing quite like playing Jake Delhomme to put the swagger back in your step. |
| 15 (6) |
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2-1 |
The Falcons missed a chance to cement themselves as one of the league's elite teams. |
| 16 (12) |
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2-1 |
That sound you heard on Sunday was the 49ers bubble bursting. |
| 17 (7) |
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1-2 |
If I was one of those research-y types... |
| 18 (16) |
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1-2 |
...I'd try to find out the last year that neither Super Bowl participant made it to the playoffs in the following year. |
| 19 (17) |
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1-2 |
Boy, I'm glad I'm not a real Texans fan, because if a team I cared about had fumbled on the half yard line after having a touchdown called back in a bogus penalty, I would probably have had no choice but to take it out on my wife. *phew* |
| 20 (20) |
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1-2 |
We have a name for people like Bills coach Dick Juaron. That name is "conservative player." (Its a euphemism. I'm not saying for what.) |
| 21 (22) |
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1-2 |
It looks like the Seahawks plan of coating their uniforms in radioactive material backfired. |
| 22 (25) |
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1-2 |
Did you hear the news? JaMarcus Russell has officially changed his name to JaRyan Leaf. |
| 23 (31) |
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1-2 |
We can call off the search party, everybody! Maurice Jones-Drew has been found alive. |
| 24 (32) |
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1-2 |
Congratulations. Seriously. It wasn't fun anymore, it was just sad. |
| 25 (24) |
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0-3 |
Everybody who bet on the Panthers to cover the spread on Monday night forgot to take into account the inevitable 4th quarter Pick 6 thrown by Delhomme. Sorry about that. |
| 26 (23) |
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1-2 |
Jason Campbell: an unqualified black man keeping a job usually held by white men in the nation's capital. HMM, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?! |
| 27 (21) |
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0-3 |
Ooph. |
| 28 (26) |
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0-3 |
So, let me get this straight: this team from south Florida had not one, but TWO quarterbacks named Chad? |
| 29 (27) |
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0-3 |
So how's paying $12 million to Tom Brady's backup working out? |
| 30 (29) |
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0-3 |
Three games into the season, I am tied with everybody else on the planet for the team lead in rushing touchdowns. |
| 31 (30) |
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0-3 |
Here is your challenge: show me the game on the Rams schedule that they can win. |
| 32 (28) |
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0-3 |
Here are the results of the Buccaneers drives on Sunday: punt, interception, punt, punt, punt, end of half, punt, punt, punt, turnover on downs. |
