Molesting a bunch of children.

Raping a woman and then buying your wife a diamond ring to apologize.

Killing a man with your car while drunk driving.

Stabbing your ex-wife and her friend to death.

Getting drunk and then driving your car off a bridge, resulting in the drowning death of your passenger.

Stabbing someone to death at a Super Bowl party.

Cheating on your wife with a woman you treat like so much discarded tissue paper.

Starring in Kazaam.

(Thanks to Jim and daytrader for some of these suggestions.)