You do, right?

Seriously, the picture is awesome.

Also, I promise that the picture is actually of her. This isn't a joke.

It's going to seem like a joke when you click and see the picture.

And it is a joke, sort of. Because its funny.

But not in a funny, like, ha ha, look at this stupid bitch, but more like, ha ha, look at this stupid bitch who is dating Jon Gosselin from Jon and Kate Plus 8.

There are even rumors they might be engaged. The rumor mill says he spent six figures on an engagement ring for her that she's been wearing around.

The engagement ring has a skull on it. A SKULL!!

That is bad ass.

He got the money by "liquidating some of his kids hard-earned assets", whatever that means. Does that mean he sold one of his kids? And if so, I had no idea kids sold for that much. I'm throwing Suzi's pills in the garbage tonight.

Okay, you wanna see the picture now, right?

Remember: I promise it isn't a joke.

Okay, its behind the jump.