[Too Soon is a new feature where, immediately after a tragic news event, Jim and I will exchange emails with our best attempt to make inappropriate jokes about it. Today's event is the death of David Carradine, who hung himself during an act of autoerotic asphyxiation. Please note that the jokes have not started yet. Thank you.]

Q: What is David Carradine's favorite game?
A: Hangman

Q: Is it true that David Carradine is hung like an elephant?
A: No, they don't hang elephants in Thailand.

Q: What do David Carradine and black men have in common?
A: They are both well hung.

Q: What's the difference between David Carradine and Heath Ledger?
A: Nothing, now.

Q: What is David Carradine's favorite Chinese food dish?
A: Egg foo hung myself.

Q: Why didn't David Carradine cross the road?
A: Because he hung himself last night.

[And since we didn't start this feature soon enough, this Air France joke is already a little dated. Sorry!]

Q: What do you get when you cross a Brazilian pilot with a French aircraft?
A: Debris floating in the Atlantic.