Monday:
"Later this week? Really? That's great, I'll look forward to talking to you."
Thursday:"What's that? I can call back Monday? I will absolutely do that. Thanks so much!"
Today:
"Oh, really? Next Monday? Super! I'll talk to you then!"
I suppose they're answering my calls, so that represents progress. Sort of.
Maybe I'll apply for this site's Unpaid Internship position...