The only list Olivia Wilde should be at the top of is "What was the worst thing about House for the last 2 seasons?" But according to the First Lady of OC, the Suze, she's at the top of another list:
[Maxim Magazine] named 13 from House as the hottest person of the year with, GET THIS, Megan Fox as number 2. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
What the fuck indeed. Here is how hot Megan Fox is. I would cheat on my wife with Megan Fox, then I would tell my wife about it, and then she would say, "Holy shit, you nailed Megan Fox! WAY TO GO!!" and then she'd give me a high five. Olivia Wilde? Here are the cast members of House I'd rather have sex with than Olivia Wilde:
Hugh Laurie
Jennifer Morrison
Lisa Edelstein
Hugh Laurie again
Toss up between Olivia Wilde and Kal Penn's corpse
I stare into those dead eyes and all I can see is a mediocre season of House where I was supposed to care about her dying from a genetic disease and all I could think was "Wouldn't a gunshot wound be faster?" LET'S GET ON WITH IT YOU ARE TERRIBLE OLIVIA WILDE STOP RUINING HOUSE.
