Maxim Magazine likes it when they go all dead behind the eyes

jesse

@ May 13, 2009

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The only list Olivia Wilde should be at the top of is "What was the worst thing about House for the last 2 seasons?" But according to the First Lady of OC, the Suze, she's at the top of another list:

[Maxim Magazine] named 13 from House as the hottest person of the year with, GET THIS, Megan Fox as number 2. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

What the fuck indeed. Here is how hot Megan Fox is. I would cheat on my wife with Megan Fox, then I would tell my wife about it, and then she would say, "Holy shit, you nailed Megan Fox! WAY TO GO!!" and then she'd give me a high five. Olivia Wilde? Here are the cast members of House I'd rather have sex with than Olivia Wilde:

Hugh Laurie
Jennifer Morrison
Lisa Edelstein
Hugh Laurie again
Toss up between Olivia Wilde and Kal Penn's corpse

I stare into those dead eyes and all I can see is a mediocre season of House where I was supposed to care about her dying from a genetic disease and all I could think was "Wouldn't a gunshot wound be faster?" LET'S GET ON WITH IT YOU ARE TERRIBLE OLIVIA WILDE STOP RUINING HOUSE.

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joem @ May 13, 2009 3:21 PM

Having never really seen either (ok, I watched an ep or two of House, and I saw Transformers, but I don't remember either of these people at all), they both look pretty much the same to me, from the pics google image search shows me. Which is which?

Greg @ May 14, 2009 8:03 PM

Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Sure, Olivia Wilde over Megan Fox is questionable. Olivia Wilde over Hugh Laurie is not. But I'm not asking you to take my word for it -- take Megan Fox's word for it.

Just the thought of it makes me want to "strangle my mountain ox", if you know what I mean.

nikki @ March 3, 2010 3:43 PM

me yea she is ruining house and thats bull****

Alex Murray @ May 22, 2010 5:00 PM

It's a real shame that Megan was dropped for Transformers Three. But I know she will do well with her next movie.

Oja Agrawal @ June 1, 2011 10:53 PM

Some disguised deceits counterfeit truth so perfectly that not to be taken in by them would be an error of judgment. La Rochefoucauld

Alisha Nantz @ June 23, 2011 2:20 AM

haha, I adore her! She's so pretty! I feel she is a great role model for young people these days.

Cherry Mazariego @ June 23, 2011 2:34 AM

lol, I love Megan! She's so cool! I feel she is a good role model for young people out there.