[The following is the third and final part of an email conversation between Jesse
and Jim with our thoughts about the 5th season of "House". Part one is here, and part two is here. If you have
not seen the show, please be aware that there are major spoilers.]---
From: Jim
To: Jesse
Subject: Wouldn't 13 + Foreman = 13 and three-fifths?
Well, you may not have liked it, but at least the David Morse arc was an arc... the IMDB tells me
he appeared in six episodes, and they were good episodes, even if they
didn't really go anywhere. (I'm surprised you didn't mention how
Cuddy hired House's ex- as the hospital lawyer in the first season as
an early example of this trend).
Not being a CSI watcher, other than
YouTube clips
of David Caruso removing his sunglasses, I can't speak to the quality
of that show. But don't you think that, while formulaic, the show isn't
as good as it used to? At some point it stopped being about the
formula. The weekly case on House seems more like an afterthought to me now. I
don't care if the patient lives or dies, or what little real-life
occurrence is going to trigger House to find the answer.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it didn't used to be
like this. The cases used to be the
main focus, with the characters being slowly developed, with the audience getting
glimpses of their personal lives through the case work. Now, it's
flipped. We are focusing on characters, and the cases take a back seat.
This isn't helped by the fact that there are simply too many characters
vying for screen time.
Now we have Kutner's suicide to deal with.... I had
serious, serious issues with this episode. Issue the first: I had seen
it before, better, 15 years ago. Issue the second, I didn't really care.
Homicide: Life on the Street, was a show that
premiered in 1993, created by Paul Attanasio, who, not coincidentally,
is the executive producer of House. NBC informed the folks running
Homicide that Jon Polito needed to be written out of the show in order
for it to continue. This was after the show's second season. So, season
3 opens, and Polito's character, Crosetti, is nowhere to be seen. For
the first three episodes he is on vacation. The fourth episode begins
with his body being pulled from the Baltimore Harbor.
It's clear that it's a suicide. The lead detective
(Bolander) is convinced, even before they realize that the
unrecognizably bloated body is that of a police officer, and friend.
Crosetti's partner (Lewis) will not accept this. He starts to
investigate the case as a murder. There was no suicide note, no
indication that Crosetti was going to end his life. It comes as a shock
to his coworkers, and the show rather brilliantly handles their
reactions to the death. There's even a scene where Bolander attempts to
question Crosetti's daughter as to his mental state, with Lewis running
interference, not to protect her from the pain of questioning, but
rather to protect his insistence that it was a murder.
The climactic scene of the episode involves a
confrontation between Lewis and Bolander in the squad room; Bolander:
"Is that what you want? You want Crosetti's name up their [as an
unsolved murder] for the rest of time? A murder with no killer? He
decided to end his life, he made that his last statement in life; who
are we to question that?" The phone rings, the toxicology report comes
in, Crosetti was a 'walking drug store' when he died. Lewis breaks down
crying in Bolander's arms. Scene.
That, my friends, is good television. The Kutner
suicide, with House clumsily telling the parents that Kutner killed
himself because he changed his name, and then investigating it as a
murder, and then finally coming to the realization that yes, Kutner
offed himself. And, all going on at the same time is Dying-and-then-not-Dying
Meat Loaf and his actually-dying wife as the case of the week.
Aside from Taub, whom we actually saw interacting
with Kutner over the last two seasons in a meaningful manner, the
reactions of the other characters seemed forced and artificial. Perhaps
this is because any reaction I would have had was distanced and
disinterested. Because, seriously, why should I care that Kutner is
dead? Wilson, House, Cuddy, Taub, Foreman. One of those five would
have moved me.... and, with the exception of Taub, that is based more
on track record than any recent episodes.
So, that circles us back to the question of the
hour: Has House Jumped the Shark? Is it over? Well, we've had a cast
reboot, we've got the Thirteen and Three-Fifths Romance, we've had a
Gimmick Episode (Mos Def's POV-cam experience) FOLLOWED DIRECTLY by "A
Very Special Episode of House," complete with suicide hotline
information and an online memorial.
Can it be fixed? Riddle me this, Mr. Craft, what if
House went on a losing streak? Say, four or five dead patients in a
row. Let's show him to be fallible, let's see how he deals with that.
Focus on the cases, stop wasting screen time on Chase and Cameron, let
13 be a doctor on the team and stop focusing on her case of jungle
fever. Granted, this isn't going to happen this season, it's almost
over and we already know that next week is a big House/Cameron
episode..... but wouldn't that be an interesting way to start season 6
off? Can they just hire David Simon to write the show already?
---
From: Jesse
To: Jim
Subject: Why don't we start watching Chuck instead?
Jim, hiring David Simon is your answer for everything. But I think
you've also go the right answer here: "The cases used to be the main
focus, with the characters being slowly developed, getting glimpses of
their personal lives through the case work. Now, it's flipped. We are
focusing on characters, and the cases take a back seat." House should
try to be less like ER and more like Law and Order. Remember when Law
and Order was great? Jerry Orbach was cracking wise, and Sam Waterston
hadn't started dying his eyebrows yet? House should be more like that.
We didn't know jack about Jerry Orbach's personal life, and we didn't
want to know. Remember when the blonde ADA played by Elisabeth Rohm got
fired, and she asked if it was because she was a lesbian, and we all
went WHAAAA?? Elisabeth Rohm might even be a worse actress than Olivia
Wilde, but we were never asked to care about Elisabeth Rohm and her
lesbian personal life.
Unfortunately, I don't see the show
going this way. Instead I see wedding bells for House and Cuddy.
Because once you go to the killing off a character well twice in less
than a season, you know that well is running pretty dry. And maybe
that's for the best, because we should be watching Chuck in that
timeslot, anyway. You know Scott Bakula is on it, right?