jesse
@ April 26, 2009


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...why Black Abraham Lincoln is playing for the 76ers?


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That's Reggie Evans. Remember when we went to the game last year and everyone was chanting "Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!" over and over again like we were at a Pacers game circa 2000? That was for him.

His nickname is "The Collector."

His nickname should be The Emancipator. And he should play his games wearing a stovepipe hat.

And a corn cob pipe. And a button nose. And two eyes made out of coal.

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