jesse
@ April 24, 2009


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Probably. But just to be sure, you should take Bob Larsen's demon test.

Do you sometimes exhibit uncontrollable outbursts of anger or violence?

Have you asked Satan to take your life in exchange for something? <---- NEVER A GOOD IDEA

Are you significantly hindered in prayer, worship, Bible reading and church attendance?

As insane as I find the idea of people worrying about whether or not they have been possessed by the devil, I can't get over how cool Bob Larsen looks.

THE POWER OF MY SNAZZY SCARF AND WELL-TRIMMED BEARD COMPELS YOU!!!

I am wondering: if you lie on your demon test to get a hilariously high score, is that a sign that you may have a demon?

congratulations-fail.jpg

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Is that Simon Pegg?


Guess what - I am only at a Level 2 for demonic possession. (Very low chance for being taken over by a demon or demons). Shows you how much this guy knows. Hell, I'm a mortgage broker - I am the very spawn of satan. I guess if you actually are a demon or possessed by one you can fool the test. Sort of like a sociopath beating a lie detector.

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