If you've been paying attention to the news, you know that today unemployment hit 8.1%.  Highest level in 25 years, financial apocalypse, prepare your 'camping equipment', the living will envy the dead, yadda yadda.

But don't you wish you could see the economy and your future employment prospects heading off the cliff, instead of just read about it?  Well you're in luck, since there's a new edition of the graph that will make you want to hang yourself out today.  Thanks, Speaker Pelosi!