Since the re-animation of Steve McQueen (now Steven R. McQueen, because zombies use middle initials to identify themselves) it has been dawning on my how accepted zombies had become in our culture without me even noticing. Consider:

We elected a zombie as president to TWO-TERMS. (George W. Bush)
Millions of us go to church every Sunday to worship a zombie. (Jesus H. Christ)
Zombies have been making propoganda movies about zombies since the seventies! (George A. Romero)

Also, I had the following exchange with a co-worker yesterday:

Much older co-worker: "I'm going to need to get three P.E.s to sign off in order for me to get my license again."
Me: "You must know lots of P.E.s."
Co-worker: "Yeah, but all of them are dead!"
Me: "Well, that is going to be a problem."
Co-worker: "Nah, I'll be able to dig somebody up."

Somebody needs to do something. Is this the answer?

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While we're here, how about an update on the Nannerpuss standings?!

1) "Adam & Rose Nannerpuss", 329 (+179) views, 3 (+2) comments, 6 (+3) ratings (4 stars)
2) "Revenge of Nannerpuss!", 314 (+198)  views, 4 (+4) comments, 2 (+1) ratings (3 stars)
3) "NANNERJIM", 56 (+20) views, 2 (+2) comments, 1 (+1) rating (1 star)
4) "JessePuss", 43 (+8) views, 1 (+1) comment

This weeks special award goes to: Revenge of Nannerpuss! for most comments indicating that the video creater should commit suicide (3).

I'm going to keep this going until Jim comes through with his long-in-the-works Nannerpuss opus, which is turning into the Full Metal Jacket of Nannerpuss videos.