I'm not sure if you remember this, but I had a webble where I wrote as a wealthy industrialist Jon "BQ" Gianonne... On this webble, every post ended with a Haiku.

It is my hope that you are not stealing my idea, lest I be forcrd to resurrect Gianonne...

I don't like Penguins.
Stupid birds should learn to fly.
They do not taste good.

I was unaware
That the haiku's inventor
Was a guy named Jon.

I did not invent,
But it was my signature;
Ask Konrad Von Piels.