If you care even the tiniest bit about the future of the human race, you have been dutifully eating peanut butter and jelly for lunch every day like me
. And, if you are anything like me, the thought of another peanut butter and jelly sandwich makes you want to punch a polar bear cub right in the fucking face.
Well, good news, polar bear cubs! I don't have to eat PB&J everyday, and neither do you. The point is that there is anything special or magical about PB&J, but rather that you just avoid eating meat. So any vegetarian meal will do. This week I made curried lentils and vegetables, aka liberal douchebag meal that manages to be enviro-conscious and ethnically diverse at the same time. Enjoy!
- 1 cup of dry lentils
- 3 cups of water
- 1 16oz can of tomatoes
- 1/2 cup chopped onion
- 1/2 cup chopped green pepper
- 1 cup chopped PO-TAY-TOES
- 1 tsp curry powder
- 1 tsp cumin
- 1 tsp ginger
- 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
- 3 minced garlic cloves (or just throw some minced garlic in their out of a jar, whatev)
- salt and pepper to taste
This recipe has two steps. Blink and you miss it. Step 1: Combine the lentils and water in a pot, and bring to a boil.
Step 2: Add in the rest of the shit. Just dump it in. Cover and simmer for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Congratulations! You are ready to be a liberal douche like me. Enjoy!