Today on Maury, a woman claimed to know that her man was cheating on her. SHE KNEW. Yeah, but they all know. They are all one trillion pur-scent sure that he be cheatin' on me, Maury! He a cheatin' DAWG! So what made this woman different?

She was psychic.

Oh shit! You are in trouble now! So what did she have, visions? Did a specter visit her in the night? Did a Ouija board spell out C-H-E-A-T-I-N D-A-W-G?  No, her psychic visions had a much more powerful manifestation. You see, every time he cheated on her, her ass and vagina would tingle. Since she was a classy woman, she didn't say her vagina tingled. Instead, she said, "Murray, my pussy be itchin' when he cheats!"

Um.

She's right, of course. He was cheating on her. But she's not psychic. Somebody should explain to her what an STD is.