Through her job, Suzi scored box seats to the Houston Rodeo. It is the biggest, richest rodeo IN THE WORLD. And box seats! That means you get all the food and drink you want, plus parking, all free of charge. I love getting free food. I love it so much. I have done some shameful things in my life for free food, and it wasn't even free food at a rodeo. Eat free dinner tonight while watching cowboys chase down and corral your dinner for tomorrow. Plus, their was a performance by dreamy, dreamy Brad Paisley.

Doesn't that sound great? Well, the sound is all I get, BECAUSE I COULDN'T GO. I had class last night.  Stupid stupid class. This is how much fun going to the rodeo was

Instead of going to the rodeo, I got to sit in class in front of two college students who decided that it was more important for them to have a conversation than to let me hear the professor teach the class I'm paying hundreds of dollars to take. Not only that, but when I told them to be quiet so I could hear, they looked at me like I had just walked up to them in a restaurant and spit on their dinners.  Yeah, I told you to be quiet without saying please. Yeah I gave you the "talkie talkie" motion with my hand. You know what I wanted to do? I wanted to stand up, slap you in the face and say SHUT YOU GODDAMN MOUTHS I A MISSING THE RODEO FOR THIS SO YOU WILL BE QUIET AND LET ME LEARN YOU COCKSUCKERS. So all in all, I think you two got off pretty easy.

This is how much fun not going to the rodeo, and instead getting to wear the plastic pink cowboy hat that Suzi ate FREE ICE CREAM out of, is.