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Chapter 2: The Fallacy of Ascertaining SupremacyThe great obsession of sports is determining a champion. Every sport requires that all teams or individual participants be ranked against each other in a hierarchical fashion. Most team sports (with a notable exception we will get to soon) fashion a seeded tournament with successive rounds, wherein the winner advances until a champion is determined. Individual sports like tennis and golf resort to a rankings system, where performance in each event is weighed into an overall score to determine a champion.
The notable exception is college football, where, at the end of the regular season, a panel of voters selects two teams to play for the championship without the assistance of a formal bracket. This format has proven highly unpopular among sport enthusiasts; in fact, Barack Obama felt the need to take time out of a busy campaign schedule to decry the lack of a playoff in college football.
What this position assumes (incorrectly) is that the playoff is the best way to determine which team is the best. All playoffs systems are flawed to varying degrees, and engender the same kind of dissatisfaction. Nowhere is this more prevalent than in college basketball, the gold standard by which tournaments are to be judged. 64 teams are selected, seeded, and pitted against each other in a month-long experiment in natural selection. But even this paragon of champion selection is wrought with flaws. Consider:
- Those who disparage the college football system want an 8-team seeded tournament. Yet, even with 64 teams participating, there are inevitable complains about those teams left outside looking in.
- In fact, the argument could be made that the tournament is too large. With 64 teams participating, the eventual champion is required to win 6 straight games. Even the best teams during the regular season rarely win 6 straight games against regular competition. Too large a tournament makes it too difficult for the top teams to claim a prize which should, by other objective measures, rightfully be theirs.
- The whole tournament apparatus hinges on seeds, which is an unscientific process. Teams must be compared against each other despite playing different schedules and different opponents.
Indeed, this last problem taints most major sports. The most scientifically accurate way to determine a champion would be to construct a season where each team played identical schedules and competition. That way, all questions of strength of schedule and margin of victory would be eliminated. A schedule constructed in this manner with a large enough sample size to smooth out the noise of statistical variations would generate an undisputed champion without the need for playoffs, complicated logorithms, or expert panels.
Naturally, there is not a single sport that does, or would consider, adopting this format.