jesse
@ March 30, 2009


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I feel that there may be a lack of appreciation for Bubba's Burger Shack. There seems to be an allegiance to Burger Shaq, despite their insistence on not opening any stores or actually cooking any food.  So, I want you to see what I had for lunch today, and I want you to understand. Presented without further comment: Bubba's Famous Patty Melt.



Bubba's Famous Patty Melt 1, originally uploaded by craftj2.


Bubba's Famous Patty Melt 2, originally uploaded by craftj2.


Bubba's Famous Patty Melt 3, originally uploaded by craftj2.


Bubba's Famous Patty Melt 4, originally uploaded by craftj2.


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These pictures simultaneously made me SOOOOOOO HUNGRY and SOOOOO SICK.

I want it.


I thought you were a vegetarian. That didn't last long. This looks just great - have you had your cholesterol checked lately

Is the food out of focus when you buy it at Bubba's? Shaqelangelo doesn't tolerate out of focus food.

Seriously Jesse, set your camera down on the table, stop the lens down to the point where more than a sliver of the sandwich is in focus, and *then* I'll believe how tasty it is.

Any health care costs incurred due to eating at Bubba's are clearly offset by acquiring the ability to check your cholesterol via JPEG.

Clearly, according to Jim, the tastiness of a sandwich is related to how much of it you can see.

Sadly, depth of field doesn't seem to exist in England.

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