Since becoming a New York Yankee, Alex Rodriguez has (a) been outed as a steroid user, (b) started dating Madonna, (c) been implicated in the same prostitution scandal as Elliot Spitzer, (d) won absolutely zero championships, (e) been part of the greatest playoff collapse in the history of baseball (where he tried to pansy-slap the ball out of the opposing pitcher's hands in a pathetic attempt to break up a routine play to first base), (f) collected approximately $120 MILLION dollars in salary, (g) earned the nickname "A-Fraud" from teammates, and (h) posed for a photo spread in Details magazine.
Ladies and gentleman, your 2009 NEW YORK YANKEES!
