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You drove off in your pickup truck before I could properly respond to your gestures indicating that I should be riding my bicycle on the sidewalk instead of the street. So:
1) Not only am I allowed to ride my bike in the street, it is actually illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. You are supposed to ride bicycles in the street.
2) I wasn't actually in the street. I was in a bike lane.
3) If you drove a smaller vehicle instead of an enormous truck, I would not have been in your way.
4) If you were in such a hurry that my being in the road slowed you down too much, why did you have time to slow down next to me and gesticulate at me?
Actually, hold on a second. I've decided to refine my response. Ignore the last four. Instead:
1) Fuck you, you pickup truck driving redneck douchebag.
There, I think that says it all.
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