jesse
@ January 14, 2009


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You drove off in your pickup truck before I could properly respond to your gestures indicating that I should be riding my bicycle on the sidewalk instead of the street. So:

1) Not only am I allowed to ride my bike in the street, it is actually illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk.  You are supposed to ride bicycles in the street.

2) I wasn't actually in the street.  I was in a bike lane.

3) If you drove a smaller vehicle instead of an enormous truck, I would not have been in your way.

4) If you were in such a hurry that my being in the road slowed you down too much, why did you have time to slow down next to me and gesticulate at me?

Actually, hold on a second.  I've decided to refine my response.  Ignore the last four.  Instead:

1) Fuck you, you pickup truck driving redneck douchebag.

There, I think that says it all.

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Yes! More Jesse vs. Texas posts, please!

Does it have to be me vs. Texas? I prefer to think of this as me vs. jerkoffs.

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