kevin
@ January 15, 2009


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In a moment of amazing irony that I couldn't believe was unintentional except for well, the entire record of the Bush presidency, this Sunday has been declared National Sanctity of Life Day.

"A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America

All human life is a gift from our Creator that is sacred, unique, and worthy of protection. On National Sanctity of Human Life Day, our country recognizes that each person, including every person waiting to be born, has a special place and purpose in this world. We also underscore our dedication to heeding this message of conscience by speaking up for the weak and voiceless among us.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim January 18, 2009, as National Sanctity of Human Life Day. I call upon all Americans to recognize this day with appropriate ceremonies and to underscore our commitment to respecting and protecting the life and dignity of every human being*. "

*offer not valid for the mentally ill, the mentally disabled, children without health care, Iraqis, Palestinians or Afghanis.

 

From Sister Helen Prejean in the New York Review of Books:

"[right wing reporter Tucker] Carlson asked Bush if he had met with any of the petitioners and was surprised when Bush whipped around, stared at him, and snapped, "No, I didn't meet with any of them." Carlson, who until that moment had admired Bush, said that Bush's curt response made him feel as if he had just asked "the dumbest, most offensive question ever posed." Bush went on to tell him that he had also refused to meet Larry King when he came to Texas to interview [clemency petitioner Karla Faye] Tucker but had watched the interview on television. King, Bush said, asked Tucker difficult questions, such as "What would you say to Governor Bush?"

What did Tucker answer? Carlson asked.

"Please," Bush whimpered, his lips pursed in mock desperation, "please, don't kill me." "

 


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I wish I was a pregnant woman so that I could have an abortion on Sunday.

I implore all men of fertile means to spend Sunday masturbating profusely, thus spreading your now useless, blasphemous seed all over these here United States.

I think Bush has made this proclamation every year for the Sunday before the Roe v. Wade anniversary.

I plan on spending it hiding from the hordes that will be descending on DC for the inauguration.

Oh!! Life Day! Let's all watch the Star Wars Holiday Special!

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