[Jesse and Jim are interrupting their conversation on the mid-season
TV shows to talk about the 2009 Oscar nominations. At the end of the
conversation you will be invited to send in your Oscar picks, or you can go ahead and do it now. This is part three of five. Here is part one and part two.]Best Costume Design
Australia, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Duchess, Milk, Revolutionary Road
Jim's takeJust a reminder about The Dark Knight -- remember how pretty Aaron
Eckhart is? Remember what he looks like after he is horribly scarred
and turns into Two-Face? Was that CG or makeup? Etiher way, I'm
standing by my Dark Knight makeup/effects predictions... and, from a
purely technical standpoint, the effects of The Phantom Menace were
years ahead of the Matrix. Years.
Silent movies have screenplays, you know. I hope that the people
who work on movies and vote on these awards know that too. However, as
you pointed out, I always lose Oscar pools. Always. Although it's
generally by more than one point.
Anyway. The Duchess is a costume drama, right? And everyone hated Australia? I hate this category.
The Duchess.
Jesse's takeYes, Aaron Eckhart was quite beautiful in The Dark Knight, but his
Two-Face was pretty much all CGI. And also yes: *I* know that silent
movies have screenplays, but I'm not an academy voter. If WALL-E wanted
to win a screenplay award, then he should have been a sassy teenager
with a hamburger phone.
The Duchess sure
SOUNDS like a costume drama. I'm surprised that Poor Dead Heath
Ledger's purple suit didn't get a nomination. People hated Australia,
but that doesn't mean the costumes weren't FAB-U-LOUS. And didn't
TCCOBB have all kinds of period dress? And why does the phrase period
dress sound so filthy?
I'm going with
TCCOBB. Why? Because the category is costume design, and his name is Benjamin Button. BUTTON. Case closed. Closed with buttons.
Best Live Action Short
On the Line (Auf der Strecke), Manon On the Asphalt, New Boy, The Pig, Toyland (Spielzeugland)
Jim's take
I refuse to make an actual prediction until I see the 15-second
clips during the ceremony. Two of these sound kind of German, I wonder
if one is about the Holocaust? That said, I really like typing the word
"Spielzeugland," so my early pick is
Spielzeugland.
Jesse's takeI checked, none of these are about the Holocaust. Just to be safe,
though, I'm going with
Auf der Strecke, because it sounds like it might
be about the Holocaust, and that's probably enough to push it over the
top.
Best Animated Short
La Maison En Petits Cubes, Lavatory - Lovestory, Oktapodi, Presto, This Way Up
Jim's take
Wow, I've actually seen one of these. For that reason, and that
reason only, I am picking
Presto. That's how much I care about this
category.
Jesse's takeI'll probably never vote against Pixar in an animation category ever again.
Presto is the winner.
Best Foreign Language Film
Revanche (Austria), The Class (France), The Baader
Meinhof Complex (Germany), Departures (Japan), Waltz with Bashir
(Israel)
Jim's take
Waltz with Bashir is the heavy, heavy favorite here, no? It's a
true story, animated, and about Israel. So yeah, I'm going with that
one. Not exactly out on a limb.
Jesse's takeHmmm... The Baader Meinhof Complex sounds like the name of a winning
Foreign Film to me. Either that, or the name of my new industrial rock band. Und ze vinner iz...
DA BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX!! That
seems about right.
Best Animated Feature
WALL-E, Kung Fu Panda, Bolt
Jim's take
Does it matter who else is nominated?
WALL-E.
Jesse's takeWALL-E wins, but this category raises an important question: how does
an animated film get a nomination for Best Foreign Film (Waltz with
Bashir from Israel), but fail to get a nomination for the Best Animated
Feature category? Are you telling me that the very best film Israel
could produce was not as good as Kung-Fu Panda? And, by transitive
property of the Oscars, every film made in the entire world that wasn't nominated for
Best Foreign Film was ALSO not as good as Kung Fu Panda? Wow, the rest
of the world sucks at making movies.