Enemies: We Know Promo

jesse

@ January 30, 2009

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Hey, have you ever wondered why the Suze doesn't blog here more often? Do you miss her sass and misunderstanding of football and penis drawings? Well, don't blame me. Blame We Know Promo.

That's right, the Suze has been blogging elsewhere. Now they are my enemies. It doesn't matter that We Know Promo happens to be run by the company the Suze works for and she actually gets paid for that blogging, or if its employees represent 80% of the people that I know in Houston, or 20% of the people who read this website. None of that matters, because we are enemies now.

If you clicked over to that website you may have noticed something interesting. The Suze was blogging about the mysterious, cryptic ad for "G". Didn't I already blog about the mysterious, cryptic ad for "G"? In fact, didn't my post even include a little pictogram too? That's right, We Know Promo. You got scooped. SCOOPED. You should change your blog name from We Know Promo to WE GOT SCOOPED. You got scooped like a Baskin Robbins next door to a Lane Bryant.

That's how I roll with my enemies. Watch me scoop Akiyo's blog, 365 of East Bay: AKIYO HAD A MEETING TODAY. Scooped. That is how I roll.

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joem @ January 30, 2009 1:52 PM

Dude, those posts might SAY they were written by the Suze, but I don't believe it. Where the hell are the expletives?!

I'm disappointed in you, the Suze.

Jim

@ January 30, 2009 2:14 PM

My brain registered the title as "We Know Porno." I sat, contemplated for a second, and said "Suzi is blogging about porno? That makes total sense."

Jim

@ January 30, 2009 2:19 PM

ALSO:

Suzi's blog post on "What's G" is better. Let me tell you why. First of all, there is one comment there that thinks that Spike Lee is the narrator. If it wasn't for her job, I would respond with: "What, do you think all black people sound the same?!? RACIST!!!!"

Secondly, HER CLIP HAS AN AMAZING BOLO TIE!

Fuck gatorade, WHERE DO I GET THAT BOLO TIE, AND WHO IS THAT MAN WEARING IT?!?!?!?

jesse @ January 30, 2009 2:22 PM

Jim I assume you are talking about the old man. That is John Wooden. I also endorse you going on We Know Porno (which is what I'm going to call it from now on) and raising a ruckus, since they are my enemy.

However, her clip has the tie, but my clip had the three Jabbawockeez guys dancing. I needed to use that clip so that I could use this:

http://www.obscurecraft.net/images/jabbawockeez.gif

Jim

@ January 30, 2009 7:35 PM

Don't ever use that animated gif again.

the suze

@ January 30, 2009 7:40 PM

I would like to state that the blog post was my idea, complete with the pictogram. But I guess it was my fault asking Jesse what an obvious pictogram for Gatorade. He completely bogarted my idea. And Joe, I can't use expletives in my work blog. I hate to disappoint. However, I'm totally down to writing on We Know Porno blog. Tons of expletive usage there.

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