The Dilemma:

You enter a bathroom stall in a men's room in an office building to find that somebody urinated all over the seat.  Not just on the rim, but they actually left the seat down and then peed all over it.  You've just come back from lunch at Taco Bell, all other stalls are occupied, and it is an emergency situation.  What do you do? (Inspired by true events.)

A. You sigh to yourself, and meekly sit down on the urine-soaked seat.
B. You shrug, wipe the seat clean with a bit of toilet paper, and then sit down.
C. You step out and wait for another stall.
D. You loudly accuse the other bathroom occupants of pissing on the seat, punch someone in the face, and then poop in the sink.

The answer key is after the jump.

If you picked A, then you are a Democrat.  Jesus Christ, you control the House, the Senate, and the White House! Grow a fucking pair already!

If you picked B, then you are a swing voter.  You have no party affiliation, think of yourself as a pragmatist, and just sat in dry pee.

If you picked C, then you are a Libertarian.  You also just pooped in your own pants.

If you picked D, then you are a Republican.  Because at this point, what have you got to lose?