I woke up and found you creepin' [tip-toe tip-toe] Oh girl I know your secret [you been dippin on me] Got them McNuggets lovin [you went to McDonalds] It just ain't fair Why can't you Share your love with me
Nice song. But you're still not getting any of my crispy, juicy McNuggets.
Girl you got a ten piece please don't be stin-jaaayyyyyyyyyy
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cuckold (n.) - A married man with an unfaithful wife. cluck (n.) - The characteristic sound made by a hen (i.e. female chicken) when brooding or calling its chicks.
cluckold (n.) - A married man whose wife sneaks out on him to get some Chicken McNuggets and won't give him any.
She leaves in the middle of the night, in a rainstorm, without telling you where she is going. Obviously you are concerned: I can see it in your deep, soulful eyes. Then she gets back, and she's got McDonald's. But did she get you any? No. Did she even ask if you wanted any McNuggets? Obviously not, because it seems like you really, really want some. But if she wasn't going to share, she at least could have eaten at the restaurant, or in the car. She did not have to eat them in front of you, and not let you have any. She did that because she is exerting her dominance over you. You are being cluckolded.
If I can offer a little unsolicited advice? Dump. That. Bitch.
