I'm not the only one who thinks that CC Sabathia is too fat

jesse

@ December 10, 2008

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This is an undoctored screen capture from ESPN.com this morning. Okay, well, the scribble all over it is mine, but the image of CC Sabathia is untouched.

"The deal isn't done, but a source told ESPN.com that there are 'zero major road blocks.' The source went on to add, 'Well, unless CC sits in the middle of the road. That would block it pretty good, AMIRITE?!'"

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Filed under: cc sabathia | espn | fatties | ny yankees

Jim

@ December 10, 2008 11:22 AM

So in 7 years he'll be 35.

$160 million buys a lot of Krispy Kreme.

With that in mind, do you think he'll be Charlie Manuel fat or Andy Reid fat by the end of the contract?

jesse @ December 10, 2008 12:27 PM

First of all, let me just repeat: this is the worst contract I have ever seen. The best case scenario for the Yankees is that after two years he dies of a heart attack and they can void the contract. That's it. The most I can hope for as a Yankee fan is that he dies.

Second of all: he is already Charlie Manuel fat, so Andy Reid fat is definitely within the realm of possibility. If he had somehow ended up in Philadelphia he would have choked to death on a cheese steak before opening day.

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