A fascinating list: the top 100 search terms on Google at this very moment.

1. Black panthers

That's right, run, white people! Run for your lives!

2. exit polls 2008

By my count, the election accounts for 88 of the top 100 search items.

26. ben and jerrys
28. chick fil a
47. krispy kreme locations

Damn, all this democracy is making me hungry!

50. election day freebies
68. starbucks free coffee
96. voting freebies

Sorry, everybody: turns out that Starbucks coffee giveaway was illegal. Oops!

3. irina shayk