A woman from a Detroit suburb made headlines this Halloween by refusing to give out candy to Obama-supporting children. If I'm the 1000th person on the internet to make a spreading-the-wealth related candy distribution joke do I win a prize?

"I said no handouts for Obama supporters.  No handouts for tricksters and liars. Obama is scary."

Uh, maybe Obama is scary, but he isn't scarier than vampire or a ghost! And I bet you gave all the McCain supporting ghosts candy! 

When asked about the children who were crying because they didn't get any candy, her response was:

"Oh well.  Everybody has a choice."

I hope the neighborhood children exercise their choice to egg the holy living fuck out of her house.

On a serious note: you just do not see Democrats doing this kind of shit.  I am sorry, but if you see some crazy person doing some crazy thing like denying non-voting, Obama-supporting 5-year-olds candy, its a Republican.  Just a hunch, but this feels like the kind of thing a crazy evangelical Christian Republican does.