jesse
@ November 25, 2008


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The Suze asks: Have you noticed since we moved to Houston that every fast food place uses styrofoam cups instead of those wax-coated paper ones? Whataburger, Sonic, and even the little Greek deli down the street uses them.  What gives?

What gives is that it is hot as fuck down here most of the time.  Styrofoam insulates better than paper.  When you go to Whataburger, and you get a hamburger that is so enormous it takes you 45 minutes to eat it, you don't want your drink to be warm by then. So out with the biodegradable but poorly-insulating paper cups, and in with the well-insulated, last-until-the-end-of-time Styrofoam cups.

You and I both figured this was the answer when you asked the question, the Suze, but I decided to do a little research just to make sure.  Instead I found this:

World's Most Disgusting Apartment Is In Houston

"This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, i gagged non stop."

I am NOT going to put any pictures on my site.  If you insist on taking a look at one, this is the least disgusting one.  And for the love of God, make sure you didn't just go to lunch and eat a Whataburger Thick & Hearty burger before looking at any of these, because it will make you feel very badly in your tummy.

If you get sick, don't blame me.  Blame the Suze.


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A couple more observations for those of you hardy enough to actually look through all those pictures:

You see how big those Whataburger cups are? Those are not "large" sizes. Those are "medium". That's what you get with a typical value meal at Whataburger. I don't know whether to drink out of them or take a bath in them.

Do you see the picture of her computer where the cigarette butts have all been shoved backwards so that she could use her mouse?

I love that one spray bottle of Formula 409 standing on the edge of her bathtub, almost as if its surveying the wreckage. Like the last surviving soldier of a post-apocalyptic war.

Holy crap, this lady uses an ironing board! I don't even have an ironing board.

My favorite comment that somebody left on that original gross apartment article: "I finally found somebody who likes Whataburger more than me."

What do you think these photos would make a worse advertisement for? Whataburger, Dominos, or smoking?

What in the name of all that's holy is growing from behind her toilet?

Is something growing? I assumed that she'd just been throwing toilet paper back there after using it, and it kind of piled up. Does that make you feel better?

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