[This past weekend, I attended the 60th anniversary of the founding
of the Delta Phi chapter of Alpha Chi Rho. Over the next few days I'll be sharing some of the
photographs taken at the event. Photo credits go to Jim Fisher,
principal photographer at the event, and me, the second shooter on the
grassy knoll.]Clearly, nobody would do this to their face on purpose. Something must have happened to Jim Tantillo.
Some theories:
Jim Tantillo was involved in a transporter
accident and swapped places with the evil Jim Tantillo in the "Mirror,
Mirror" universe. (Bonus theory: because Jim Tantillo was already evil,
does that mean this is the good Jim Tantillo like Cartman in that
episode of South Park?)
There was an accident with a bottle of Rogaine and an apple pie.
He is in the witness protection program after testifying against Glenn Dixon at his triple-homicide trial.
He bought Jason Giambi's mustache on eBay as a collector's item.
He just has terrible, terrible taste in facial hair.
