In the comments of my "Obamaganda!" entry, Undecided Man writes:
While I'm a big fan of David Sedaris, he (like most voters whose voting
pattern was pre-determined years or decades before the current
candidates were nominated) confuses thinking about the important issue
of who to vote for (which many undecideds are doing) with not thinking
about it (which, by definition, most decideds have stopped doing). My
reply to Mr. Sedaris can be found at http://www.undecidedman.com under "Naivete".
Okay, I'll bite.
To start, Sedaris is making less a point about being undecided in general than he is making a (highly partisan) point about being undecided in THIS particular election: in his (and my) view, the choice is either chicken, or a shit sandwich with bits of glass in it. Sure, maybe chicken isn't your thing, you prefer steak, or you are a vegetarian... but you aren't actually going to eat the shit sandwich, are you?
And okay, Undecided Man, you don't agree. John McCain isn't actually a shit sandwich, and Sarah Palin isn't actually little bits of glass that have been embedded in the shit sandwich. But the election is in... (does some quick math) ...13 days. Less than two weeks. In fact, you can vote right now in many places - I plan on casting my vote this Saturday at one of the early polling places here in Houston. If not decided now, then when? What exactly are you waiting for? What bit of information do you feel is lacking to make the decision?
You talk about your "decision to be undecided" as thinking about the issue. But being a decided voter at this point in the election cycle does not necessarily mean that you are choosing to vote based on a decision that was made "months or years" ago either.
John McCain has been the Republican nominee since February 5th, after he won the Super Tuesday primaries. Barack Obama has been the Democratic nominee the end of the primary calendar on June 3rd.
Going back even further, Barack Obama announced his candidacy for president on May 2nd, 2007. John McCain announced even earlier than that - March 1st, 2007. For all intents and purposes, these men have been campaigning for over 18 months. You need another 13 days? Really?