
I'm writing this for you, Jesse. I just wanted you to know, in no uncertain terms, just how politically sophisticated your family truly is. In speaking with your Uncle Bernie this evening about the upcoming election, he proceeded to tell me that there was a guy in the supermarket wearing an obviously pro-Obama tee shirt. It had a picture of Sarah Palin on the front with an X through her picture and than a "Vote for Obama" slogan on the back. Being the open minded individual that he is, he told me that if he were only 10 years younger, he would have shoved that tee shirt right up that guy's ass. Now that would be something you don't see every day.
Now Jesse my dear, you know I don't care too much for Barack (in Jewish circles in Florida, the 80 and up crowd think it's Baruch) but even I wouldn't go that far. Shoving tee shirts up people's asses is way beyond my commitment to politics.
I was also informed that your cousin Eric has been renamed "One Dumb
Fuck". I thought I might be jumping the gun, but I guessed that Eric
is an Obama supporter. At this point I felt it was my duty to tell
Bernard that you too are an Obama supporter. You have now been
officially renamed "One Dumb Fuck #2". A 10 minute tirade followed
about how "he thought you were smart, but then what can you expect from
a goddamn Yankees fan. They're all a bunch of low lives anyway." I
end quote.
We then went on to discuss the so-called Wall Street
Bail Out. I mentioned that I felt both parties were responsible for
the current economic situation. Yes the Republicans deregulated Wall
Street, but the Democrats did nothing to help when it came to
controlling Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. The CRA (Community
Reinvestment Bank) forced banks into bad lending practices, and that in
my opinion has a lot to do with the mess we are in now. Uncle Bernie's
response to this was that Congressman Barney Franks sounds like "he's
talking with a dick in his mouth". When you think about it there might
be some truth to this.
So there you have it. I want you to know
that I have always been considered the left-wing radical in my family
- well, at least until you came along (Eric too I suppose.) I have
now been replaced - thank God. I have passed the title on to you.
Wear it well my dear.
- Your loving mother (not a bitter, bitter woman)